Chai Tea Latte Without That Sinful Aftertaste
I am about to change all of your lives for the better. Unless you’re: A. Not in super love with Chai Tea Lattes I don’t know why you wouldn’t be…but […]
Porn Kills Love
It Killed My Love
Those of you who know me have probably wondered why my husband chose to take his life. I have debated whether or not to share this story…because it’s intensely private […]
Satan Is A Patriotic Cross-Dressing Angel Of Death
This gruesome tile is on the ceiling above the exam table in our pediatrician’s office. I think they put it there as a warning so children behave. For reals, though….who […]
Love With Your Whole Heart
This is E. He and The Man were close. They had this play fight for years where E would pester The Man about his Sunday attire. “No! Get church pants!” […]
Lose The Breakfast Battle…Win The Life War
You know those mornings that just don’t go well? I am having that morning. I lost the battle with my breakfast…aka…I burned my breakfast – bell peppers, mushrooms, cilantro, tomato, […]
Healthcare Fairytale
You guys wanna hear some crazy stuff that makes me hate this whole Health Insurance Marketplace thing even MORE than I already did? Well then sit down children. I’m gonna […]
Schrödinger’s Bathroom
Me, after walking past The Kid’s bathroom and seeing an avalanche of clothes, towels, and detritus, “Kid? It would sure be nice if your bathroom didn’t look like a battle […]
War For Breakfast
I was raised in a theater of war. The kind of conflict induced by the typical struggles of siblings trying to carve out their territory and claim their freedom. The […]
School Lunch…Daddy Style
*This event takes place several years ago, as many of my stories do.* This morning, as I was getting ready for work, The Man assembled The Kid’s lunch. I would […]