The Kid

Schrödinger's Bathroom

Me, after walking past The Kid’s bathroom and seeing an avalanche of clothes, towels, and detritus, “Kid? It would sure be nice if your bathroom didn’t look like a battle […]

School Lunch...Daddy Style

*This event takes place several years ago, as many of my stories do.* This morning, as I was getting ready for work, The Man assembled The Kid’s lunch. I would […]

I fully advocate telling lies to your kids if it’s for their own good and the sanity of your family. As a mom? I lie. I lie a lot. The […]