Satan Is A Patriotic Cross-Dressing Angel Of Death
This gruesome tile is on the ceiling above the exam table in our pediatrician’s office. I think they put it there as a warning so children behave. For reals, though….who […]
Schrödinger’s Bathroom
Me, after walking past The Kid’s bathroom and seeing an avalanche of clothes, towels, and detritus, “Kid? It would sure be nice if your bathroom didn’t look like a battle […]
School Lunch…Daddy Style
*This event takes place several years ago, as many of my stories do.* This morning, as I was getting ready for work, The Man assembled The Kid’s lunch. I would […]
Everything I Know About Love I Learned From The Kid
I love The Kid. She is the kind of kid who thinks a red velour skirt with a white bow, over blue jeans, topped with a short sleeved, purple striped, […]
Lies I Tell The Kid
I fully advocate telling lies to your kids if it’s for their own good and the sanity of your family. As a mom? I lie. I lie a lot. The […]