Ruining Birthdays
It’s The Man’s birthday and I am remembering past birthdays. I ruined his birthday two years ago. We were at The Mayo Clinic for a few weeks while I had […]
Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea
This story involves my husband’s hemorrhoid surgery, lots of diarrhea, Denny’s, and sex. Before I get to those highlights you’ll need some background information. •Three nurses and our pharmacist all […]
Everything I Know About Love I Learned From The Kid
I love The Kid. She is the kind of kid who thinks a red velour skirt with a white bow, over blue jeans, topped with a short sleeved, purple striped, […]
Lies I Tell The Kid
I fully advocate telling lies to your kids if it’s for their own good and the sanity of your family. As a mom? I lie. I lie a lot. The […]
The Best Peas of My Life
While The Man and I were at Mayo The Kid stayed with some of our neighbors. The very first phone call with her went like this: The Kid, incredulous-“MOM! You […]