I am about to change all of your lives for the better. Unless you’re: A. Not in super love with Chai Tea Lattes I don’t know why you wouldn’t be…but whatever. I realize some people out there are ambivalent about guacamole. The existence of such people only make it so there’s more guacamole for the rest of us, though…so I try not to judge too harshly about their lack of ability to appreciate the pure joy of angel tears raining down on you like unadulterated bliss descending from the heavens. Seriously, those people need help. They live empty lives. Empty. Lives. B. Not LDS/Mormon so you don’t give a crap…